Review: 2016 Trek Madone 9

Review: 2016 Trek Madone 9 I like to think of myself as a much better cyclist than I actually am.  In my mind’s eye, I am a strong, fast cyclist who can crush other cyclists on any terrain.  The physical evidence does not back this up.  At 6’-2” and north of 220 pounds I don’t have the classic cyclist’s physique.  Even at my ideal weight, many hardcore cyclist would view… Read More »

The RAGBRAI 2015 experience.

The RAGBRAI 2015 experience.  RAGBRAI 2015 was my third RASGBRAI.  I have written about the previous year’s adventures in the blog, but I wonder if my silly words really do the experience justice.  This year, instead of trying to explain the delightful pandemonium of RAGBRAI I thought I might try to show you with a photo essay.     Well there you have it!  It was advertised to be about… Read More »

Live Wheelbuilding!

Live Wheelbuilding! It is easy to argue that building your own wheels is a waste of time. Complete wheels sets are often available for a lower price than the individual parts. Wheel building take a lot of practice Wheel building is a slow tedious project. The tools to build wheels are not cheap. Despite all of this, I still feel it is a good idea to learn to build your… Read More »

Team Earworm

I will be leaving for RAGBRAI in less than a month.  After a tough year both personally and professionally, RAGBRAI will be a great escape.  There is a lot of work to be done, before the ride, but since I am riding solo, there is not a lot of coordination to be done. However, it would be fun to ride with a team!  I have even put some thought into… Read More »

A new hope…

A new hope…   Blogging came to me out of necessity.  I started the BUTTCRACK Blog to get people to my website and hopefully to buy CYCLEBUTTCRACK Jerseys, T-shirts and eventually stickers.  To my amazement, I actually started to enjoy blogging.  Even more surprising, people started reading and following my blog.  I have been recognized by strangers on bike rides thanks to my blog.  I average over 2,000 views a… Read More »

I am an idiot cyclist

I am an idiot cyclist… Anywhere there are people complaining about cyclists and sharing the road, you are likely to hear the same tired argument.  ‘How do you expect us to share the roads when those asshole cyclists don’t follow the rules of the road.  Cyclists never stop at stop lines or stop lights.’  Sigh.  I am so sick of this tired, sad argument.  Most cyclists are also drivers, as… Read More »


I am an idiot driver… It happens to the best of us, unfortunately I had to drive my car to run errands in the Capitol Hill Neighborhood of Seattle.  It was a bright sunny day and I was heading downhill on a two-was two lane road with a bike lane next to parallel parking stalls.  Not the ideal situation for cyclists being a prime zone to win a door prize. … Read More »

RAGBRAI 2015 Pass through BEER!

RAGBRAI 2015 Pass through BEER!  On my first RAGBRAI, I felt lost.  I am used to having access to literally hundreds of Craft BEER options in Seattle.  That is not the case in Iowa.  Though their Craft Brew industry may still be small, that does not mean that you cannot find fine Craft BEER.  You just have to look for them. Last time, I covered the craft breweries located in overnight… Read More »

Review: Scott Solace 30

Review: Scott Solace 30 So I let it slip to Cyclebuttcrack a few months ago that I am on the hunt for a new bike. Somehow, I agreed to use my bike search as part of a guest blog for Cyclebuttcrack. Anyway,  I am looking for the elusive “all-a-rounder” bike. I generally ride steel bikes (I currently ride a Soma Double-Cross touring/CX/commuter) which I love tremendously, but was looking something in… Read More »