Archive 2011 STP

By | September 25, 2012
Finish line shenanigans!
St. John’s Bridge
As STP and the premier of CYCLEBUTTCRACK drew near, I was quite nervous and excited.  The alarm was set for 4:00 am, but I was up an hour early.  When the ride began, I could finally relax.  It felt like a normal ride until someone pulled up along side of me and asked, ‘Is that jersey designed to look like that?  It is hilarious!’  All the people in vicinity agreed.  It was fantastic!  I got many interesting and funny comments.  Some of my favorites include: ‘That jersey is disgusting!  I LIKE IT!’  ‘So now that I realize that it is not real BUTTCRACK, I can look away.  That is an awesome jersey!’  ‘What a great jersey! Were you the model?’  There are moments in any long ride where you ‘drag ass.’  When that occurred, a positive jersey comment was all I needed to pick me up.  I do not remember a single negative comment.  It was better than I could have ever hoped for!