I am a hardcore beer snob and I love beer jerseys. Some great examples of microbreweries who have created beer jerseys include:
- New Belgium
- Boundary Bay
- Lucky Lab
- Laughing Lab
The hipster set has fallen in love with some of the less flavorful macro-breweries. There are now cycling jersys for:
I designed The BEER Jersey with three things in mind.
- 1. Our hipsters friends love their cheap, flavor-free anymous beer. Beer does not get much more anymous than the generic beer. White can black label, four letters, B-E-E-R.
- 2. I like many beers why do I have to limit myself? The BEER jersey is the perfect jersey wherever I want to drink a barley soda! One day it may be Boundary Bay, they next it may be Elysian. I should not have to change my wardrobe to suit. In fact I may not even make up my mind until I ride by the brew pub.
- 3. Lets be honest. Drinking too many beers can have an impact on the old beer belly. The BEER Jersey has pin stripes to help combat this negative side effect. Pin stripes on the top of the jersey are spaced further apart than the ones at the bottom. This gives the illusion of wide shoulders and a pinched in mid-section. It really works! Whenever I see a picture of myself wearing The BEER jersey, I am amazed at how thin I look. Then it realize it isn’t me it’s the jersey 🙁
The BEER Jersey is the perfect jersey to wear to any brewery, bar or brewpub my little heart may desire. The obvious question is why in the hell haven’t I gone on a beer run yet? Am I stupid? What am I thinking?
Well there is only one way to remedy the situation. It is time to go on a BEER run. Who am I kidding? I live in the Pacific Northwest, the micro-brew mecca of the world!!! I need to go on many beer runs. Off of the top of my head I can think of at least a dozen near by BEER run destinations.
Some ideas include include:
Full Throttle Bottles,
Strong Arm Brewing,
Black Raven Brewing,
So it will start this Sunday with the CYCLEBUTTCRACK inaugural beer run. I will start at 10:00 Sunday, September 8, at the Tukwila community center, ride around the South end of Lake Washington and up to Elysian. Afterwards, I will report here on the festivities!