Category Archives: Cyclebuttcrack

What are the French saying about your BUTTCRACK? CYCLEBUTTCRACK in Blogs.

CYCLEBUTTCRACK has been around for a while now.  I have learned a lot in the process.  I started this blog, I created a couple websites and have shipped to every corner of the United States and sent a fair share of jerseys to Australia.  CYCLEBUTTCRACK is making an impression all over.  I am amazed when I meet someone who is familiar with my jerseys.  Maybe they have seen one on… Read More »

CYCLEBUTTCRACK: Introduction (A little late)

I am currently working on a new improved CYCLEBUTTCRACK.com.  I am heading to a WordPress format for Search Engine Optimization advantages.  This has been a bit of a difficult learning curve for me, but I am finally making good progress!  Keep your eye out for a new site preview and a brand new CYCLEBUTTCRACK.  I have high hopes for this new phase. In looking for home or introduction verbiage, it… Read More »

Don’t be this guy!

A while back I posted this video on my personal Facebook page as well as my CYCLEBUTTCRACK Facebook page.  People seemed to really be amused by it.  However, one of the comments I got was from the former owner of my favorite bike shop.  He said that guy brought back memories.  My response was I bet you miss questions like that.  He said, ‘No!  No I do not!’  That really got… Read More »

Conflict resolution…

Picture if you will an event distant and a long time ago.  Your friendly blog writer had a girlfriend living at his house.  Shocking!  How is that possible that this cretin had a female of the opposite sex interested in him?  It is still a question I ask myself on a daily basis.  While the relationship came to a predictable end (she came to her senses and left) It did… Read More »

The process of bicycle fabrication is fascinating to me.  You have the big companies producing thousands of bikes in Taiwan.  They make great bikes, however the idea of having a bike made specifically for me would make me as happy as a little girl.  A bike that fits like a glove that makes me comfortable and faster.  Seven is american made, custom and use Titanium as well as carbon….  Ooooooh Titanium!  I sould find and… Read More »

Mutherf$*king Bike

Since I have discovered this video, it has become the theme song of my life.  I love this song!  There are several members of the cycling community portraid in this video, including the aggressive commuter, the sideburn wearing hipster, fixie rider and the overly competitive road cyclist.  I most closely identify myself with the overly competitive roadie…  However, I can see a little bit of me in each of these characters even though I… Read More »

Super Clydesdale?

I am what the cycling aficionados would refer to as a clydesdale.  I am 6′-2 1/2″ tall and weigh somewhere between 220 and 235 depending on the time of the year.  As the cycling season progresses, I get lighter.  During the off-season, I like to focus on yoga and strength training.  I do not have the classic cycling physique.  Despite this handicap, I am obsessed with climbing.  I love to climb! … Read More »

Kitsap Color Classic

Sadly my crazy work schedule and abundant smoke East of the Cascade Mountains in Washington meant that I would be unable to participate in my all time favorite fall ride.  The Wine Country Trek is a small ride with about 250 people and goes from Yakima to Prosser through hop, apple, mint, grape and melon fields.  The sights and smells are worth the price of admission alone, but the food is what really makes… Read More »