Free CYCLEBUTTCRACK BEER Jersey and care tips!

By | December 17, 2014

Free CYCLEBUTTCRACK BEER Jersey and care tips!  

The CYCLBUTTCRACK Cycling Jersey empire does not provide much, but it does provide me plenty of jerseys for my

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Me in a dirty CYCLEBUTTCRACK CLassic Jersey on RAGBRAI.

cycling activities.  Surprisingly I set aside only four jerseys for my personal use.  Frankly, I don’t treat them well.  They get a lot of use.  I take naps in the grass at rest stops during RAGBRAI.  I wash them with regular clothes.  On a few occasions I have accidentally thrown them in the dryer.  I feel more comfortable selling my jerseys if I know they will stand up to my abuse.

My two personal CYCLEBUTTCRACK CLASSIC Jerseys are holding up well, but I did notice that my two white BEER jerseys were beginning to look a bit dingy.  I am the face of the CYCLEBUTTCRACK Jersey empire!  Clearly riding around in a dingy BEER Jersey is not acceptable.  How am I supposed to remedy this situation?  Well I took to the internet which knows everything.  Here is what I have fount about care for your cycling delicates.

For most cycling gear you should.  If I followed these tips, maybe my shorts would last longer.

  • Wash cycling gear separately on the delicate cycle.  I suppose if you could wash them with your or your wife’s frilly lingerie type items.
  • Don’t use fabric softener and consider using a cycling gear specific soap such as Assos.  Ha!  Assos!
  • Zip up your zippers.  They can be abrasive and be rough on the rest of your cycling gear.
  • Don’t put them in the dryer.  Hang them out to dry instead.
  • Turn them inside out.

In addition, for your CYCLEBUTTCRACK BEER Jersey you should.

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    Gimme your Tips for a chance for one of these!

    Do not use bleach!  Bleach can actually yellow synthetic fabric.

  • OxyClean whitens your dingy white cycling gear without risk of yellowing like bleach.  Over the course of a few laundry cycles, my dingy BEER Jerseys are much closer to their original bright white.  I am actually very impressed.

Well this is not a end of the story.  As a single guy, I am no laundry dynamo.  Do you have any tips for laundering your cycling gear?  Share your tips below for a chance to win a free CYCLEBUTTCRACK BEER Jersey!  I will pick my favorite as a winner.  Good Luck!


7 thoughts on “Free CYCLEBUTTCRACK BEER Jersey and care tips!

  1. Dewayne Hamilton

    Wash your stuff with Nikwax Tech Wash . Tried out the free sample they sent me and I’ve been looking for a local retailer that carries it ….. no luck so far.

  2. Eaglehawk

    No Sweat is the best laundry product for funky active wear that I’ve ever used — nothing compares. I think it was designed by a hot yoga instructor who got sick of being surrounded by the “stank” of the classes they were teaching. It gets cycling funk out and hockey stank, too. And that’s an accomplishment. All while keeping colours bright! I’m a believer.

  3. Steve Perry

    I’m with you, I will always let my cycle clothing air dry inside out.

  4. admin Post author

    I am happy to announce that Dewayne Hamilton is our winner. It was a tough choice! If you commented on this post, feel free to send me an e-mail with your address and I will send you a couple stickers!

    Thank you,


    1. joanna devellis- maillet



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